Verma What????

Vermaculture

 a.k.a.

Vermacomposting

 a.k.a.

Using worms to break down food then using their castings (manure, poop, crap, SH#*) to fertilize your garden.

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Since my dreams of becoming a chicken farmer have been crushed, I have decided to go in a new direction and become a worm farmer.

Yep, you heard me right.  I just ordered the Worm Factory 360, 1000 Red Wigglers, and 250 Super Reds and I am about to get my Vermaculture on.

Natural Born Diggers.

So here's my game plan.  Instead of breaking child labor laws, and having Michael dig for worms, I am going to take the Super Reds and some of the Red Wigglers that I ordered and spread them around the garden.  The Red Wigglers stay close to the surface, so they are a good way to organically fertilize your garden and the Super Reds go deep to help aerate the beds.

 I am then going to start throwing kitchen scraps in the Worm Factory 360 and let the worms work their magic.

 I will take the "black gold" and spread it around the garden.

I am pretty sure I can excel in worm farming. 

I mean the website basically said it's so easy a child can do it. 

Anywho...

 I was also thinking about ordering a worm farm, but then I figured I would be taking it too far and would become known as the Worm Lady. 

 People would point and stare... "Look! There's The Worm Lady! She has like a million worms in her garage!" 

Children would start dangling worms in my face and teasing me.

I would get nothing but worm paraphernalia for birthdays and holidays....

You get the point. No worm farm for me.