Skillz

Bet you don't know what I am doing.

STANDING!
 I'm Standing!

Oh wait. 
Hold on. 
Loosing. My. Balance. Here.

OK.
 I'm back.
 Mom back up a bit so the folks at home can see.

Ya.
 Its pretty much the easiest thing I have ever done.

Michael! 
What up!?!?

Oh, so that's how it works....
I've been wondering what that's for.
Anyways, now that I'm all vertical and mobile I was thinking we can go out and catch some babes.