Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Local Vandal

Warning: Not Intended for Immature Audiences
The crime depicted below occurred in Gig Harbor, Washington on October 12, 2010 between the hours of 8:00 am and 10:00 am.
All Pictures are real.
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The suspect is considered to be armed and dangerous.
He was seen fleeing the crime wearing blue fitted pajamas riding a red 4-wheeler.
He is believed to be in his late toddler years and
is known on the streets as "Human Wrecking Ball."

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If found please contact your local authorities or Molly Maid.

4 comments:

malia said...

I'm just glad someone else's house looks like mine does everyday.

Jordan K. Foster said...

Update: the suspect has been detained. When asked why he did it from his parents the suspect responded, "I learned it from watching you."

Justine said...

Haha - this is great!

Lib Stewart said...

He looks dangerous - hope the roadblock at the bridge catches him!

At age 62 these bandits return to their former ways and an old one hit my house. As a matter of fact - retirement has made him a permanent resident and my house will never recover...

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